Thursday, December 25, 2008

Seasons Greetings

Booga Booga Booga little people. It's the time of the year when it's time to say adios to the year. But seemingly my counterpart has done that rather well already, I'm just going to go on and say reasonless and meaningless things.....yet again. Well I've gotta stick with my strenghts, right. So since its Christmas time, and I was not paid any hefty or even mediocre visit from a Santa Claus, I'm not too high on spirits perhaps. But I guess since that has been the case for my enitre lifetime, the pain has subsided long ago, and expectations have died a tombless death. Disappointments have lost meaning and their increasing recurrence has been faithfully reminding me of my pathetic-ness. This unfailing circle of downs and lows does not damage my holiday spirits now. I've grown accustomed to not seeing any jelly-belly old fella dressed in a red suit fall down my house's chimney. Also perhaps since my house does not boast of a chimney, it would be rather surprising if that event did ever occur. I've always thought that the non-visits are not a result of my bad-ness through-out the year, which unmistakebly is a factor, but I prefer to dump the reason on the apparent breaking down of Santa's workshop at the North Pole, due to a terrorist attack.....or perhaps Santa couldn't get across all the way to India on such high fuel prices. I mean, sleighs do require fuel, it's scientific fact....Well no it isn't, but who cares, I'm trying to make a point. I'm trying to use satire of some really bad form, mostly bad because I'm using it, but with a deep meaning none the less.
New Year is a time for resolutions. I've made one. It is to study harder....ha, that's a good one. Don't see that lasting for more than a day. But in that one day, I hope to figure out how to set the course for the entire year. And that is the magical usefulness of a useless resolution. So I do encourage new years resolutions, as farfetchedly blah they are....Alrighty, go enjoy the little time that has been mustered up by God for you to enjoy....

Monday, December 15, 2008

Reflections

Thou dirge of the dying year,
To which this closing night
Will be the dome of a vast sepulchre,
Vaulted with all thy congregated might

Sincerely hoping that none of you reads Shelley, trust me, you don't want to.....well..uh..yes..it's a beauty..but as if we've got our plates empty.

Moving on, as we travel another 365 days, I just happened to look back to judge the road. It's been more than a rocky terrain, more of the place where the Furious Five practice, hope you've watched Kung-Fu Panda, that was an oasis in a desert. Anyway, coming back to lookin' back, the going's been tough, there've been countless wounds, and deeper than ever.

The journey began on a happy note, I remember Sensex zoomed the first day, but since then, the trends have been bearish. Beginning in US, which had had more development than it could digest, spread faster than smell of shit. Many banks went outta business, and jobs were cut at phenomenal rates. You could tweak Metternich's statement, 'When US sneezes, the entire world catches cold'.......Than began Credit Crunch or Liquidity Crisis or the greatest economic poo after the Great Depression.

Things were no better at personal level. Depression was not confined to the economic platform. Trust me, we've seen better days, and loads better than this. Gloom's all over and life's on an edge. For all you know, today might've been your last day in office. God's cruel. All we had to cheer ourselves were oil prices, but the effect was reduced, thanks to Dollar strengthening against Rupee, a rise of 13 rupees, if I'm not mistaken, and I scarcely am, barring exams. It was panic, fear, and terror.

Yeah, terror....how could one forget. The outrageous attack on Mumbai. Well, the effects were quite the opposite....the slackening hold of the unity string across the country was taut again. Thackerey with his 'Marathi Manoos' was told to lick dust by the Mumbaikars. This guy had a heaven of an year. It was nice to see US jumping in for peacekeeping. With it's aid, India might just be able to set Paks right.

There was yet another terror, not on a large scale though, but I'd been trying and trying and you've got no idea how hard I was trying, screwing up BSNL, Rapidshare, WinRAR, Windows, Graphics Card, Sound Card, Splitters, Joiners, Archivers, Extensions, CDs, Orkut, People, Download Managers, Electricity, and my exams that I managed to set it right today. Actually I had been having problems with a game, Harry Potter and the Quidditch World Cup, to be frank.

Now I know you're all drooling and what not, but look at the brighter side. We've had a bad phase, and next year can't be worse, not unless US goes bankrupt, the odds of which are lesser than that of Mayawati being fair and transparent. We'd had the dark, it's time for dawn.'If Winter comes, can Spring be far behind?' Call it hangovers of exams, and it's Ta Ta for now, wishing all the non-existing regular blog readers a hopefully very happy Christmas and an equally successful and glorious New Year.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Can't fix...can''t replace

SOmetimes it very happens that you want to kill yorself. Like I do now. Mainly because I screwed up something I should not have, and I well, pretty much can't sink and believe that I could be that damn shitty. Not a great feeling, that's for sure...But then I begin to try and figure out as to what can be done now. And the fact that pretty much nothing ban be done anymore to make it right, does reconcile me to my die-thoughts. It sucks really, to have that feeling. Whether it's an examination, that you could ace but instead ended up losing everythin, or wheher it is life in general. I've learnt that the only reason those kinda things happen, are to make sure we don't go wrong again. I mean, it pricks your conscience and you feel like crap. You feel guilty, and other people feel disappointed. But that disappointment is nothing compared to the pain and sheer grief, the fact that you let yourself down, gives you.
Some people say that don't take things to your heart. They tell you to take it easy, and let it go. And I pretty much too think, that letting it go is after all what is best, of course with the lesson well gripped. But really, how do you let go of something that you feel really bad over that you did. I think the best way is to understand that we people are too insignificant. The things that happen in the days of our lives are of a transitory nature, and it all really melts down to 'what is going to happen, shall happen.....but you sure as hell can srcipt your own little world too'
Now where does the heavily guilty part fit into ? I don't know. I guess sometimes, it's best to think that stuff happens for a reason. Guilt for doing something wrong isn't required, it holds you back...learning from that shit-hole expereience is, on the other hand, quite desirable, and very much useful. I mean, son, you're not gonna be able to go back in time and freaking make it right again, but you might as well not look back at it and feel pathetic either. Think of it as a cab ride, pay for the heapy-mistake-ride with your inexpereince-money, lose it and give it to the fate-driver, and keep the lesson-change for yourself.

Monday, October 20, 2008

I don't know much

I just thought, that since some deep thought has cropped up in my otherwise impervious-to-emotions mind, I might as well pen it. You see I just want to talk, not quite sure about what. It's just that sometimes in life, when things get real, it just can bring a whole new experience of feelings you never knew would work that way. I understand a smile and a frown, I can figure out what we've come to make the definition of happy and gloomy, but.....I think that's just our key- hole. When you begin to look at certain other people in your life, you see how when the biggest sadness-es of all begin to dawn, everything can break down so easily, all meaning, all defintion. And in that rather important weak moment, time does really cease to exist. What I fear to contemplate is what my own situation would be when, God-forbid (though he'll cave in sometime), a similar havoc havocs. The biggest problem is that I can't choose not to face it, because all that would mean is lurking beneath darkness. And that's not good. But here's the music - Even though we may retain the sense of it not being good, it is all that we can do, lurk, in the answer to something that darn big, of that magnitude and gravity, that unleashes itself. And I call it an answer because there's nothing else I can call it. It's an answer to God's ways, and I hate both - God's ways of torment and our ways of un-faced answers. It just amazes me that the power above, with the big guy, is so huge. It can destroy so easily. It can completely, like a efficient vacuum cleaner, suck up all the life out of you, even though it was someone else's life that got jiffed.

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Guzante

Yeah, that's not a word. Anyhow, so I was just sitting around, and I thought, it is about time I shared my kingdom of wisdom with my fans all over the world. Cause let's face it, not everyone is born wise, or even becomes wise. So it's pretty narrowed down, the world needs a saint, in the disguise of a blogger, to just do the incensing work for them. Day in and day out. And I oblige. I have given the world a new vision, a dimension-less context of looking at things, an in-pass-able iron curtain of truth and kangaroo like humping of love by the overflowing pouch of virtuous emotions. Impossible if not in-pass-able.....whatever it is that you understand more easily. The point is that we are the people who have been chosen to 'live', as opposed to all those other people who've been "died" or "unborn" or "un-exist". So we have a responsibilty, to not only give our category something to be boastfully happy about, but also something that serves as a scooter. A scooter unlike the one you get your food delivered to your house on. No, no. Those aren't the ones I'm talking about. I'm talking about those scooters, that brake-lessly, and accident-lessly, take the food of thought, i.e. the essence of our souls, on a 90 degree upward journey to the heavens above. Those are the ones that don't fall, or fail. And we need to domesticate them. So that we have enough of them for everyone, and not even one has to follow a negatively photo-tropism routine, i.e. down to you-know-where. Ponder about it jello-beans, it makes absolute sense.

Monday, August 11, 2008

The Clouds Depart....

Surely you've been craving for another article ....^+^es and ^o^es to all my fans...A Lucky Day today is, well, me writing another article being just one of the reasons.

Now to all those who've been a little back on times, India did a miracle, no, Abhinav Bindra did a miracle. We got our gold, finally, something that was eluding us as the two poles of a magnet. ARE YOU LISTENING, PEOPLE, WE GOT OUR OLYMPICS GOLD !! Abhinav Bindra did that, no thanks to Indian Government for sure. Had he been dependent on 'Sarkari Facilities', he'd probably faced the same fate as Monika Devi. Poor lady, an Olympic Entry is every athlete's dream, and politicking made sure it remained just that.

Enough of sports, I've got another good thing for the business-conscious guys, the Sensex has finally abandoned the downward trend. The rise from 13,000 to 15,500 hopefully indicates a shining future. Not to mention the crude oil prices falling, from $ 140 something to under $120. Hopefully, this means ceasefire from the inflation gods.....

So, folks, I think you'll be busy preparing for the forthcoming exams, which've no doubt caused excessive functioning in your adrenaline glands [I've become quite used to using that term].
Surely, they've escaped from hell, just like HellBoy, depriving poor kids of leisure time. Well, what can we do ?

Just keep an eye on India's Olympic Haul, which most likely is going to remain stable for the next 13 days, and hope Sensex does not.

So, it's Ta Da for now, hopefully I'll yield to your desperate cries for another piece of wisdom [Note that it's 'Hopefully' for some reason].

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Gen - Y, does it rhyme with Gen - Music ?

Hey folks !

Now that I return with a newfound reputation of a lyricist, a composer, I'd admit that I'm a little astonished with myself. Well, that's for some other time, now I take pleasure in welcoming Mystery to our blog, with the meaning of her posts being another mystery. Well, well, I'm not gonna do any Sherlock Holmes-ing here.

Seeing as every post in this blog attempts to beat the other in the level of idioticy, I thought I'd as well add mine too. And the lack of a thunderous applause, let alone a standing ovation, it does tend to hit a dent in your heart. But, that's what Gen - Y stands for, braving all those dents, blah blah blah. I suggest you go for some coffee now, and add a pillow to your table, just in case, you know ! When did precautions hurt somebody ?

Well, now music...umm....the connection, no, that won't do, the flyover, the track, no no...That's not fitting..Maybe 'The bridge between earth and heaven, the language of souls' [?]

The month passes rather eventfully, with one or two competitions coming up, and yeah ! That reminds me, we have EXAMS ! Now that's the height of stupidity, penning this thing, but seeing as it has become the central theme of the blog, I might join in as well.

Exams - the monsters, wish I could have Beowulf slaying it, or Harry 'Avada-Kedavra-ing' it, but that's too much of fantasy, so we'd rather forget about it. I think unlike me, you still have some work to do, so off you go. Cheers....

Saturday, July 12, 2008

This is Bull....what part

..it could be the shit part..Shouts out to my fans all over the world. Hopefully you've not been craving too much for this anti-dote of stress. That's referring to my sea-ly posts. Well anyways, so I'd also like to welcome this new introduction into the blog, which is more than just a competent writer, expressing the most unexpressive of feelings ( do note they are unexpressive for a reason). Anyways, I do wish this new person luck, to help contribute to the great common cause of the authors of this blog, i.e. Unknown, as everyone is basically adding whatever remotely crappy thing knocks their parachuted minds. And here's my turn. This was a poem i came across, was written by a teenager suffering from cancer...And well, I kinda liked it i guess.

Slow Dance

Have you ever watched kids on a merry-go round?

Or listened to the rain slapping on the ground?

Ever followed a butterfly's erratic flight?

Or gazed at the sun into the fading night?

You better slow down. Don't dance so fast.

Time is short, the music won't last.

Do you run through each day, or do you fly?

When you ask How are you, do you hear the reply?

When the day is done, do you lie in your bed,

With the next hundred chores, running through your head?

You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast.

Time is short, the music won't last.

Ever told your child, we'll do it tomorrow?

And in your haste, not see his sorrow?

Ever lost touch and let a good friendship die?

Cause you never had time, to call and say "hi" ?

You'd better slow down. Don't dance so fast.

Time is short, the music won't last.

When you run so fast to get somewhere

You miss half the fun of getting there.

When you worry and hurry through your day,

It is like an unopened gift thrown away.

Life is not a race, do take it slower,

Hear the music, before the song is over.

Something new...

Hey guys, how are you all doing? Well, it "my summer" time so I sit home all day and get bore thinking of something new and creative. And you know something, I came up with nothing at all.lol.
Then suddenly something pops up in my mind. every other person wants to do something different...something new...which nobody else in the world has tried or even thought that it could be fun. But more than 90% of people come up with nothing great and end in some kind of trouble with I think you should all note, is new for them....and they don't notice it all. I mean i thought that it's a amazing thing...to try something new and then end up in some kind of trouble from which you have to come out ASAP.....and by the time you come out of the problem you are almost done with your free time. That's just like a miracle.... But there are some people who discourage other people from trying to go out of their way and try some thing new.....they say that they are being protective but they should think of one thing that they are not immortal and they cannot save the person from danger always 'cause on day they would be all alone facing the danger......I mean common it's fun to try new things and think of ways to get out of trouble but if you keep some body in your so called protective effectiveness or whatever they are not going to learn any thing and they would prove to be the dumbest jerks in the world......I mean it's good to be protective but being over protective is a feeling like you are in a jail or a child who is grounded and not even allowed to use his computer to talk to his friends and is forced to read crap books.....I think you all got my point.....please Stop being over-protective and don't poke in some bodies life just to protect him trust me it's really annoying....
Now you guys would be thinking..what's my point to write all this stuff...well, I told you in the beginning that I was getting bored...so this was my idea of "something new" grin.....
If you guys did understand something...then please...please write it in the comment 'cause I also don't know what this all means.... ;)

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Decision Making.

Hello people,
I am finally here to write something which i feel like sharing with every body. We all out here think that we are better than others in making decisions because we have been doing great since we tried out and it's a hard job for others to do that.......in short we think that others are not "capable" of doing stuff which we can do and have been doing since a long time. I think this thought is completely ridiculous, I personally, have been a victim of this kind of behavior from elders and also from my own age mates. I think these people haven't considered one thing that sometimes, we do make wrong decisions 'cause as far as i know we are not the "Gods" on this earth and all the human beings are imperfect and it is likely that we would make mistakes. Still knowing that we tend to make mistakes and we should consider some other people too just in case to be cautions, we never do that. Well, this kind of behavior is also due to many reasons. Number one- so that people can get others attention. Number two- so that they can show off and tell people that they are so called "genius" in this world. Number three- people do that to show that others are not worthy enough to do that. They don't realize in doing that they are putting down a very good decision maker. Basically, letting another "good leader" to fall behind who doesn't have much importance, but are just there. For instance, well all the people (i hope) must have studied about the Russian Revolution and very less about Trotsky, the efficient commander of the Red Army, who was killed in Mexico by Stalin, just 'cause Stalin took him as a "threat" to his leadership. Trotsky was the only person in the whole Russia who could possibly control the actions of the Red Army and put them on a constructive path. And personally, I don't like when people dominate others just because they thinkt hat they are "cool" or much more capable of making decisions. Everybody needs a chance to prove themselves and what they are capable of.

Thursday, June 12, 2008

Honesty Is Over-rated

Yello again. And yells, out to my fans out there, or whats left of them. So today, I thought I'd continue with the wise-guy talk. I did somewhat splendidly, try to disect the ping-pong game of good-bad of the human mind in my last post. Now, it's time to talk about something a little more suttle. Or just another something random. The title gives you the hint - honesty, frankness, bluntness, straightforwardness, etc. etc. All that stuff that we think is quite important for any relationship to work. In fact, to sprinkle the relationship with the waters of honesty is what some may consider ideal for it to bloom. The allegorical realtionship-plant that is. Now through all my life, I've tried to understand, through countless hours wasted on the TV other such stuff through which a kid today learns about the real stuff, most of the times rather than just sometimes, keeping it under covers, and not being blurt-honest is best. There is not just pure good or pure bad in this world. Not just white and black. And well, the pursuit of perfection through honesty, isn't the best choice. Not even in the long run as some would say. There are other colours, and life is lived in those usually. So there it is, another important lesson for ya all. Even though you may not get it. But that's the beauty of the blog.

Monday, June 9, 2008

This one's deep, start digging

Alright, so time for a spiritual one. Umm, I'm not a spiritual person, but there's just so much overwhelming stuff that happens, that you cannot just set it aside as something people have labelled....and also, more than anything else, I think Gen-Y needs this. We're all humans, and we have human traits, well, of course, that's what really makes us human. As humans, we have an uncanny tendency to do things we know aren't right, that we shouldn't do. But the fact remains, few have what it takes to not do it. "Resist the devil and it will flee" I'm not getting all biblical, but I can't help but notice how a person can be tempted to do things he knows are very wrong all along. And then he thinks, how could God still be loving me ? It's not that unique of a question. But its quite simply answered. And usually, God is very kind and he answers it for you. But here's the dark side, we go on again and get back to what it was that started that intense guilt itself. We go back to the ugly side, the side we hate, but refuse to get rid of, just because it seems like too up-hill a task. It's not being an atheist, we tell ourselves, it's being who we are. Well, the question remains, what is it that you think you are ? And quite honestly, nobody can truly answer that. Not today anyway. We all have an idealistic life we want to have for ourselves. We don't even think how tiny the possibility would be of us being provided all that in reality. And yet, I fail to understand, how come we can continue to want all those things, and commit sins at the same time. Has God been taken for granted ? Do we believe in a moment of prayer and a lifetime of sins to be not a sin after all. Well, I doubt that a simple prayer, with those many sin-strings attached before and after, can make a difference when it's time for accounting it all before God. But funnily enough, that's the way it's done by me, you, your best friend, your worst enemy, everyone you care about and who cares for you, seems to have faded God into a figure that is brought into sight only for selfish motives, and by guilt and guilt alone. "The Sin shall not be sacrificed for any and all things, it shall be ridden of for a firm belief in doing what really is right." Now thats deep.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

The Daylight Calls....

Now that I sit on my computer table, needless to say, reminiscent of a junk dealer’s shop, attempting to pen what’d you call some article, you might be inclined to ask, it’s 10:30, don’t you feel like doing something constructive, rather than jabbering mercilessly at your keyboard ? Hey, when sound at 200+ decibels is blaring at your ears [Evidently a guy ready for his Ultimate Doom, better known as marriage], at quite a convenient time there isn’t exactly the beach-side calmness that’d induce slumber. Measure on the Gen –Y sleeping scale, hullo, they day’s just begun.
Well, that’s not the daylight I meant. Now, with lots of ‘super hero-ish’ work on our plates to get this country back from the would-be record holder of Gold Crowns, Mayawati, not to mention our all-time favorite Lalu Prasad, envisaging India as a wide landscape……with a fair amount of cows and donkeys. Who doesn’t like family? Or ‘apni’ Badal Family, wannabe monarchs of Punjab? How does a beggar, after an year in power, accumulates wealth to the tune of crores? Beats me……
The point is that our future isn’t closer to being bright with such Youth Icons leading us. The task falls upon Gen –Y to cleanse the country of these usurpers of freedom, obstacles to progress. Ever paid a second thought to the line in our Civics books, ".....a system made BY and FOR the citizens....." Let's abandon our slumber, that path ahead is bright, the task is to occupy, or if required, snatch the steering. Let's wake up, for the daylight calls....

Pull my finger, I won't laugh

Okay, I agree, the title makes no sense. But if you're truly a Gen-Y Superhero, you'll be able to see the funny side of it. That brings me to the cause of this post - Defining a Gen-Y Superhero. Are u intrigued? Are u scared? Well are u nervous, that you wouldn't be able to qualify as one? Are you feeling nauseous, well then you should probably just go outside and get some fresh air, cause that's because of something u ate earlier. A superhero is usually a man in tights doing good things all around. Well, lets be honest, nobody cares about doing 'good' and well, flaunting your tights isn't exactly the best thing to do either. But just think about it : Your action figures, toys, etc. being played by kids of the next to next generation. Now that's cool. How do we manage it, well, turning yourself into a Superhero is basically not that hard. We all have a hero inside of us. But in Gen-Y, that hero has to be one with powers to not only save the world, but also changing it for the greater good. It's intense. It's gigantic. But ultimately, it's comic-book stuff baby. So don't get intimidated. All right, let's try what you may call a more realistic example. 'Reservation'. That's something the Government of today is 'wrongly' building up. Adding to the already present inhumanly large numbers, it's increasing ! Gen-Y, we are being pushed to a small corner, and it's not exactly great for us. The Government is defying God's law that everyone was created equal by making castes in the first place, now they're just going on with it like a swirling pool of gas (?) I dunno what that meant, but it sure as hell meant something deep...or smelly perhaps. Depends on what kind of a person you are. Anyways, not drifting away from the topic, a true Superhero would either kill Mr. Arjun Singh and the others to end this thing for all. Some might call it is an over-reaction, but remember what happened in Rang-de-Basanti....Or, the superhero would protest in the same manner, against the odds, like our predecessors did for the nation. And funnily enough, by contradicting the Chief Justice and the leading politicians, you'd be contributing to the nation, now that's Super-hero-ish no questions asked. So people, it doesn't take a lot to be a Super-hero, but you can't be one unless you try once. (tell me if that rhymed) So leaving you to wonder about that, I have some costumes to pick from. But remember, it's not just about you, it's about the entire Gen-Y.

You see what I see ?

My fellow countrymen, comrades, fellow companions in this journey of the 'land of the blogs' (?), my friends, amigos, yata-yata....all that, I'm just trying to royally address your stupid low-ness. (In your face suckers...and hey, you can't deny your lowly-ness, as you are after all, reading this blog)...So I would like you to, just for a second, go to my last post, and look at the words "unappreciated" in the title. It is something quite evident in this blog itself. I will say no more about it. x.x Moving on, here's something interesting, that is if you haven't heard of it already, otherwise you'll know it's really nothing interesting - So we're all going to die pretty soon, 2012 to be precise. It's supposed to be this true Mayan calendar thing, where some great spiritual transformation is gonna take place, an apocalypse one may say. I mean what a bummer for us Gen Y people, I mean, this probably will mean our Gen ends before it sets trends (rhymed ^_^...I think I get worse each day). So that's why I thought this blog would be the correct place to tell ya all this. So I guess the question is are you ready for death. Please note that also in 2012, the 11th Indian five year plan will be launched, so we're probably looking ahead to a dooms-year no matter what. Anyways, the thing to be thought about is wouldn't we all have probably just started our lives in 2012, I mean, with all the crappy efforts it takes to get on your path to some sort of a repaying happiness, we won't have any time to actually revel in it. I guess God would have to make up for it by saving us all from the hell after death and granting eternal life and heaven no matter what. So it's practically a win-win situation, that is if you're as big of an optimistic nut as me. Well we all are nuts I guess, but I just proved it for me. Believing all this requires a rare moron-y level, which is darn hard to achieve in the first place, and then maintaining it with exceedingly non-reasonable arguments, day after day, is quite a challenge. You just hope I keep on with it, for many more days, in order to lift this blog to the divine status of "Holy Shit"

Hello friends...

Now that you’ve got the introduction or whatsoever that was supposed to mean from Arsh [Scroll down, if you haven’t], I think it would be better to write some meaningful stuff rather than jotting down all the phrases in your vocabulary to form sentences whom you’re forced to read thrice before you get what it meant. Hopefully we'll find people who can make this place at least readable.I mean ‘men and women, children who'll grow up to be men and women, old aged obsolete men and women’…Enough of that, we’re not fighting here, not at least for now…

Currently the promotional activities of the blog are underway, and we’re lookin’ for new authors who’ll hopefully write if nothing more, sensible stuff. Bet you [Oh spare The Lazy Yours Sincerely], if you belong to the group in question, are stickin’ your heads in books, flippin’ books after books, tryin’ to do a Trigonometry sum, only to find out that the statement was erroneous , scrawlin’ away Social Science answers, thanks to Self Tutor, Geo has never been so easy [God Bless S.Chand]…..

That’s enough of introduction for today, I think you’re bangin’ your head on the table wondering why he hell did you open this stupid blog today…So am I, wondering why did I create it. Let’s ponder..So for now, B’bye…

P.S. If you're interested to become an author, find me here....



Saturday, June 7, 2008

The Art of being un-appreciated

Ahem-ahem....I am as of now, officially a blogging idiot. Feels surreal.
So, People of the wide world : men and women, children who'll grow up to be men and women, old aged obsolete men and women, so basically, all men and women. Alright, so we got how many, two ? Yeah two genders out here. Now if you are by any chance reading this, I suppose you belong to one of the two genders. {Please note : homosexuals and stuff, those people are still men and women, maybe a little incapacitated, but still, they were born as either men and women.} Now if you're a Man, you're basically either going to be, here goes : lazy, stupid, inferior, immature, non-emotional, slow, dull, oblivious, can't cook, can't do laundry, can't change or watch a baby, only want 1 thing from a woman,we freak when someone touches our remote,
on television, think of ourselves as better drivers, casually violent and rude, and increasingly angry. Now these aren't stereotypes, these are things that have been observed to be true amongst most men (d-uh)...Well, I'm calling out to the newer men, to the next gen, (rhymed ^_^), to not accept this, to defy the overwhelming odds, and reform the definition of men into funny, confident, successful , leaders and problem solvers...And all those nice things, you know. and ASAP, cause we're getting old, really quick. Take two, if you're a woman, then you're really stereotyped, like for real. You're supposed to be taking care of the house and the children, cleaning and cooking and blah and blah and blah. Well presently, women are not just that, they are as job-functional as anyone else, but still this stereotype is pressed. So my call out to the next newer women, to keep going like this, and sooner or later, I believe at the present rate, you folks are gonna be much better than us men folk. Tara....
And yes, this hopefully is the first post of many. Oh by the way, this blog was intended to be a voice raising political kinda thing, I say, lets do that now...now that I've introduced humanity anonymous....