Guzante

Yeah, that's not a word. Anyhow, so I was just sitting around, and I thought, it is about time I shared my kingdom of wisdom with my fans all over the world. Cause let's face it, not everyone is born wise, or even becomes wise. So it's pretty narrowed down, the world needs a saint, in the disguise of a blogger, to just do the incensing work for them. Day in and day out. And I oblige. I have given the world a new vision, a dimension-less context of looking at things, an in-pass-able iron curtain of truth and kangaroo like humping of love by the overflowing pouch of virtuous emotions. Impossible if not in-pass-able.....whatever it is that you understand more easily. The point is that we are the people who have been chosen to 'live', as opposed to all those other people who've been "died" or "unborn" or "un-exist". So we have a responsibilty, to not only give our category something to be boastfully happy about, but also something that serves as a scooter. A scooter unlike the one you get your food delivered to your house on. No, no. Those aren't the ones I'm talking about. I'm talking about those scooters, that brake-lessly, and accident-lessly, take the food of thought, i.e. the essence of our souls, on a 90 degree upward journey to the heavens above. Those are the ones that don't fall, or fail. And we need to domesticate them. So that we have enough of them for everyone, and not even one has to follow a negatively photo-tropism routine, i.e. down to you-know-where. Ponder about it jello-beans, it makes absolute sense.