Thursday, August 14, 2008

Guzante

Yeah, that's not a word. Anyhow, so I was just sitting around, and I thought, it is about time I shared my kingdom of wisdom with my fans all over the world. Cause let's face it, not everyone is born wise, or even becomes wise. So it's pretty narrowed down, the world needs a saint, in the disguise of a blogger, to just do the incensing work for them. Day in and day out. And I oblige. I have given the world a new vision, a dimension-less context of looking at things, an in-pass-able iron curtain of truth and kangaroo like humping of love by the overflowing pouch of virtuous emotions. Impossible if not in-pass-able.....whatever it is that you understand more easily. The point is that we are the people who have been chosen to 'live', as opposed to all those other people who've been "died" or "unborn" or "un-exist". So we have a responsibilty, to not only give our category something to be boastfully happy about, but also something that serves as a scooter. A scooter unlike the one you get your food delivered to your house on. No, no. Those aren't the ones I'm talking about. I'm talking about those scooters, that brake-lessly, and accident-lessly, take the food of thought, i.e. the essence of our souls, on a 90 degree upward journey to the heavens above. Those are the ones that don't fall, or fail. And we need to domesticate them. So that we have enough of them for everyone, and not even one has to follow a negatively photo-tropism routine, i.e. down to you-know-where. Ponder about it jello-beans, it makes absolute sense.

Monday, August 11, 2008

The Clouds Depart....

Surely you've been craving for another article ....^+^es and ^o^es to all my fans...A Lucky Day today is, well, me writing another article being just one of the reasons.

Now to all those who've been a little back on times, India did a miracle, no, Abhinav Bindra did a miracle. We got our gold, finally, something that was eluding us as the two poles of a magnet. ARE YOU LISTENING, PEOPLE, WE GOT OUR OLYMPICS GOLD !! Abhinav Bindra did that, no thanks to Indian Government for sure. Had he been dependent on 'Sarkari Facilities', he'd probably faced the same fate as Monika Devi. Poor lady, an Olympic Entry is every athlete's dream, and politicking made sure it remained just that.

Enough of sports, I've got another good thing for the business-conscious guys, the Sensex has finally abandoned the downward trend. The rise from 13,000 to 15,500 hopefully indicates a shining future. Not to mention the crude oil prices falling, from $ 140 something to under $120. Hopefully, this means ceasefire from the inflation gods.....

So, folks, I think you'll be busy preparing for the forthcoming exams, which've no doubt caused excessive functioning in your adrenaline glands [I've become quite used to using that term].
Surely, they've escaped from hell, just like HellBoy, depriving poor kids of leisure time. Well, what can we do ?

Just keep an eye on India's Olympic Haul, which most likely is going to remain stable for the next 13 days, and hope Sensex does not.

So, it's Ta Da for now, hopefully I'll yield to your desperate cries for another piece of wisdom [Note that it's 'Hopefully' for some reason].